Our little tavern has long disappeared.
Sun Xiaochuan is a well-known blogger of Little Blue Bird, famous for being the "absolute Mary Sue," and attracted 6324 followers within minutes of opening her account.
Her image is well-regarded. As a well-known young person, she was able to recite the Communist Manifesto, Capital, the Quran, Zaha Hadid, Nüjie, and Lie Nü Zhuan backwards in just a few Planck times. With her ability to name dishes and newspapers, Sun Xiaochuan quickly stood out in the Little Blue Bird Chinese community as a freshman.
A few days ago, something happened. Sun Xiaochuan accidentally fell into a swamp on a dirt road and, after struggling to climb out, was completely covered in black mud. Even the pigs bathing in the mud pit couldn't stop laughing. So, she wrote in her bio, "I am a black Muslim transgender woman who believes in Marxist feminism and Jesus Christ. My freedom of speech should be respected. Everyone is welcome to post."
As you might expect, she spoke with emojis and even replaced Chinese characters with emojis. She pinned the hashtags #桐生ココ，# ここココ，and #みかじ絵 in her clipboard. She occasionally posted some low-level red tweets, but she herself was quite elegant and easygoing, to the point that some low-level reds had a hint of high-level blackness. In this way, she naturally brought both sides together.
But one day, the inevitable happened.
Sun Xiaochuan's account suddenly disappeared.
Of course, when such a prominent influencer disappears, people will take notice, and there was much discussion in the Little Blue Bird Chinese community.
After witnessing so many disappearances, everyone's thoughts pointed to the same conclusion: Sun Xiaochuan was probably invited for tea and then deleted her account and ran away. This kind of situation is all too common on the increasingly infiltrated Little Blue Bird, and high-traffic influencers like Sun Xiaochuan are particularly dangerous: even if she is not crooked, she will be watched at all times; even if her views are not radical, she may still be caught to meet KPI targets.
But this is confusing. Sun Xiaochuan's tweets never exposed her identity, and she never engaged in the inside-outside wall linkage. Since her cybersecurity is better than that of keyboard warriors, why was she caught?
At this time, the expert on analyzing tea-drinking individuals and long-term teaching of online anonymity and security, the popular influencer Wǎngbǎoshíjiàng, emerged again. This not-so-cute post-00s girl claimed to summarize the new methods of the national machinery in this incident, provide new experiences for all Little Blue Bird users, and publicly call on Sun Xiaochuan to contact him as soon as possible.
The famous deranged mail-order teacher Sūlāzūnshī immediately rushed to Wǎngbǎoshí's comment section, calling on all rebels to join him and occupy the moral Mount Olympus, condemning Sun Xiaochuan's low-level red behavior and cursing her with malice. As Sūlā's finger was about to lift off the "reply" button, he received a notification from Wǎngbǎoshí that his comment had been liked.
On the other hand, the equally famous deranged left-wing Mòzuǎo Tiǎn Yǐfēng took on the role of a leader, domineering and with the aristocratic temperament of a communist. He loved fake commies and Sodom and Gomorrah, and he despised Sun Xiaochuan's ambiguous remarks and interactions. By drawing clear boundaries with the rebels, they became even closer, indicating Sun Xiaochuan's wavering. Loyalty is not absolute loyalty, and Sun Xiaochuan got what she deserved.
Lǐkèzhōng, who didn't care much about the situation, focused on Sun Xiaochuan's stitched bio, criticizing her for making abstract donkey-like behavior in a completely politically incorrect Sodom and pointing out that her behavior of leaning towards both sides was fake neutrality and true bootlicking.
The words of several KOLs occupied the timeline of the Little Blue Bird's moderate users, and their support was evenly divided. People from different factions fired at each other from different fortresses. Little Blue Bird was filled with a joyful and harmonious atmosphere, with flags and leaflets everywhere.
Voltaire laughed happily, like a child. Everyone's expressions were fully respected.
Note: The main part of this article contains some real elements but is mostly fictional. The characters in the article are all pseudonyms. The latter part of the content is not disclosed.
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